Skipper the Penguin: [on arriving at Antarctica] Well, this sucks!
Marty the Zebra: I'm ten years old and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
Julian: [singing] I like to move it, move it / You like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to...
Random Lemur: Move it!
Skipper the Penguin: You! Higher mammal, can you read?
[last lines]
Private the Penguin: Skipper... don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?
Skipper the Penguin: Naah... just smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.
Marty the Zebra: Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Julian: Maurice, you have insulted the giant freaks!
Julian: [presenting Alex with his crown] I would like you to have this.
Alex the Lion: Oh, Julian, I couldn't.
Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got an even bigger one with a gecko on it!
Julian: Come on? time to robot!
[robot voice]
Julian: I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.
Gloria the Hippo: Ooh, aren't you the sweetest little thing? I'd just like to dunk you in my coffee.
Melman the Giraffe: They are kind of cute from a reasonable distance.
Julian: I lke them too!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: Well, you hate them compared to how much I like them!
Alex the Lion: I feel like a mile-high, pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!
[singing]
Alex the Lion: Happy...
Gloria the Hippo: Birth...
Melman the Giraffe: Day...
Alex the Lion: To...
Gloria the Hippo: You...
Alex the Lion: You...
Melman the Giraffe: Live...
Gloria the Hippo: In...
Alex the Lion: A zoo...
Gloria the Hippo: You...
Melman the Giraffe: Look...
Alex the Lion: Like a monkey...
Melman the Giraffe: And...
Alex the Lion: You smell...
Gloria the Hippo: Like...
[all together]
Alex the Lion, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo: One too!
Alex the Lion: Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!
Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us?
Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease.
Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.