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[repeated line] Jake: I have a theory about this... Must Love Dogs Quotes [Jake and Sarah are trying to buy some condoms because neither of them had any; Jake returns from a store to the car] Jake: They're out! Sarah: How can they be out? Jake: I have a theory about this. Everyone in the city is having sex at the exact same time... except for us. But we will press on. [first lines] Rebecca: The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You don't need to waste a lot of time there, either. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy. Must Love Dogs Quotes Jake: That's what it was like when I met Sarah. Anyway that's what I Sarah: I made you nauseous? Jake: In a good way - I was lovesick. Sarah: [laughing] That was good, honey. title cards: [in front of two dogs who played Mother Teresa] No animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. title cards: Though we were petted within an inch of our lives. Carol: [Jake and Sarah enter Sarah's house] Hello! I filled your freezer again. There's now enough meat in there to feed every guy who answered your ad and still... whoa. [enters room, sees Jake for first time] Sarah: Jake did, in fact, answer the ad... Jake: Do I get my meat? Must Love Dogs Quotes Jake: i think your heart grows back bigger ya know, once you get the shit beat out of you. And the universe lets your heart expand that way, cause thats the function of all this pain and heartache that you go through and you gotta go through that to come out to a better place Austin: [after getting a bloody nose in Sarah's class] Good Lord! It's a gusher! Must Love Dogs Quotes Dolly: I love this internet. It's part fantasy, part community, and you get to pay your bills naked. Bob: You sure you don't want to come in, we just opened a bottle of wine. Sarah: Oh I think I'd rather die, but thank you. Jake: It's a long story, something about the violation of expectations and a crushing loss of faith, and love, and life, and art. Bill: So it's a girl? Jake: Yes. Bill: I've had a little bit of girl trouble myself lately. But it is better to have loved and lost, am I right? Jake: She was a unique constellation of attributes; she was my Hallie's comet. But the universe is designed to break your heart, right? Bill: A philosopher as well as an artist, yes, it is we who suffer most. Jake: Yes, with the possible exception of the victims of violent crime Must Love Dogs Quotes |
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