"Get back here, you drunk son of a bitch!"
Bible salesman, Maximum Overdrive
:Mick opens the microwave with only a burrito in it:
Anton: "No no no don't open i- NO!!!!
Mick: "Sorry man, there were only two."
Anton: "No, you let the hand out! Where did it go?"
Pnub: "What, do you mean the hand?"
Anton: "Of course I mean the hand!"
Pnub: "Try looking up your ass!"
Idol Hands
Otis in the Devils Rejects saying:
Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
Army Of Darkness:
"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun"
"Pyscos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a F*ck how crazy they are!"
Dusk till Dawn
You've got the body, I've got the brain
Freddy Krueger
Horror Movie Qutations
"See anything you like?"
P.J. Soles (Halloween)
Woman: "Don't go out there."
Man: "Don't worry baby, I have to take a dump anyway. I'll take this gun with me 'cause it's the only thing that will kill the stink off my shit."
Zombie '90
Horror Movie Qutations
"No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering."
Pinhead
If the food don't kill ya, the service will
Freddy Krueger
"What are you going to do captain? 'Blow the shit out of them'? All of them?"
Dr Logan in Day
Horror Movie Quotes
(Spider is talking to the upper half of the tied down, female zombie.she kind of lunges at him and he raises his sledge hammer):
"I'll buss it in da damn head!"
The Return of the Living Dead
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