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[Buddy sees the mail room for the first time] Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me... [answering the phone] Buddy: Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color? Buddy: [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol. Jovie: No way. Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing. Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down. Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people. Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference. Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference. Buddy: No there's not. Wait... [Starts singing loud and off-key] Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole! Buddy: Yes there is! Gimbel's Manager: No there's not! Buddy: We sing all the time! Gimbel's Manager: No you don't! Buddy: Especially when we build toys! [Back to Jovie] Buddy: See? Elf Movie quotes Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle. Buddy: [to the doctor] Can I listen to your necklace? Elf Movie quotes [reacting to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"] Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. Buddy: Good news! I saw a dog today! Elf Movie quotes Santa: I'm getting too old for this job. Santa: What in the name of Sam Hill is that? Santa: How d'ya like them apples? Santa: [Upon seeing The Central Park Rangers] Oh no, it's The Central Park Rangers Elf Movie quotes Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa. Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite. Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS! [Buddy burps loudly] Buddy: Did you hear that? Elf Movie quotes Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop! Elf Teacher: Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we? [Buddy is pressing the elevator buttons at the same time] Buddy: It looks like a Christmas tree. Gimbel's Manager: There's no singing in the North Pole. Buddy: Yes there is. Elf Movie quotes Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM! Elf Movie quotes |
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