Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhin?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
Borat Sagdiyev: I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
Borat: Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?
Oxanna: [as Borat is leaving] If you cheat on me, I will snap off your cock!
Borat: [later] Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela or else my wife will snap off my cock.
Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
Borat: Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore!... NOT!
Dinner host: I'm calling the police!
Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape?
Borat: Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches!
Borat Sagdiyev: My moustache still tastes of your testes!
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Borat Sagdiyev: This is Natalya.
[He kisses her passionately]
Borat Sagdiyev: She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
[She holds up a trophy and smiles]
Borat Sagdiyev: Niiice!
ALI BRUNO-BORAT QUOTES
[from trailer]
Borat Sagdiyev: [to American audience] We support your war of terror!
BORAT QUOTES
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